Top Ten Moments from New Zealand 08'

10. High School Musical 2- Just about the only movie that worked at the backpackers, HSM3 was always chucked on after a night on the town, watched whilst eating some 2 minute noodles, or Fergburger chips. It got us through many a times when going straight to bed would result in the case of the heasdspins.

9. Becoming a Tea Fan- The World Bar and its famous cocktail teapots(long island, shipwrecked, and other cool names) were a big hit amongst us boys. Every night we went out we would always find time for a pot of tea, especially on Sunday night when the roll of a dice would determine whether you got it for free or not.

8. The Boat- After pulling an all nighter, me and Jarryd ventured down to the lake, stole a canoe, paddled out to a boat, stole the boat, paddled the boat and the canoe into shore, moored the canoe, then took the boat out and ventured across to a mysterious island/golf course. Here we found the Jeffery Jetty(Damn Straight!) and even saw a big fish. Then we returned home and by the time we got back it was brekky time. then we cracked a bottle of Jack Daniels and proceeded to get drunk at 9 in the morning, even managing to cook up a feast of rice using a recipe i had invented the previous night. It involved rice, peppper, salt, lemon juice and worcesteshire suace. Good Times...

7. Fergburger- such a culinary delight has never or will never be matched. From the names (The Big Al, Morning Glory, The Codfather) to the condiments(best aioli in the world), Fergberger will go down in history as the best food i ever ate.

6. Calum the charger- never have the likes of Coronet or the Remarkables seen such an enthusiastic charger as Calum Mcmulkin. not afraid to do any jump he saw, Cal would constantly draw large crowds, as his enthusiasm was inversely proportional to his aerial co-ordination. Big wipeouts were a given, as were many laughs.

5. Snowboarding Porters- even though it was a killer drive, Porters was going off one fine day after a massive snowfall. It was an awesome day with all Lambda Boys in attendance(minus Alex) with what i swear was nearly a meter deep powder in some spots. Totally, insanely, fantastic!

4. Kelly the morning after- After a big night on the town, Kelly decided to throw up in the town mall. Right in front of a security camera. Then i dragged him down 3 floors to the fire exit, but my shortcut was not a shortcut after all, as the doors had been locked for the night.
After carrying him back up and home, he proceeded to throw up well into the night, in his bed, without realising it. When he woke up the next day he found that his matress, blankets, pillow, clothes, and his nanna scarf had all copped a beating. Then he took refuge in the shower, where he continued to spew up a mysterious green bile, presumably something that was not meant to come out of his mouth.

3. The ghost mattress- Calum, going to bed one night, got an unpleasant surprise when he realised, mid jump, that the planks supporting his mattress had mysteriously disappeared. Even better was the fact that it was caught on film, so his misfortune will be laughed at for eternity.

2. The Canyon Swing- the single most exhilarating thing i have ever done. The people that rigged you up were funny guys too, and thier constant trickery meant that even the bravest of souls was still crappin their dacks.

1. Sliding down Coronet Car Park- The last time i ever decide to take a shortcut down an icy mountain. This was one of the funniest things that could accidentally happen, although we were too scared and in too much pain to realise how funny it really was. At least we managed to film
Cal going down the second time, to get his ski, but it was no where near as funny.

The Top Ten Dunkers in the NBA

10. Baron Davis
Boom Dizzle could not, not be included after his AK47 slam. An equal measure of power and grace. But to show his versatility, i included a dunk from his rookie season, over reigning defensive player of the year Kevin Garnett, who if you watch, pusses out big time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn3vkaTDbaM
9. Josh Smith
I can't decide whether he is better at blocking shots or throwing them down. But i do know he is exceptional at both. My Fav: His playoff beauty against the Celt's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp1KSMFNjWc
8. Andre Iguodala
Got jipped in the 06' dunk comp against Nate. Even though Nate is a better dunker, Andre put on a better show on the night. My Fav: His near impossible dunk off the back of the backboard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6z9-l4hnMM
7. Nate Robinson
Little 5'9" fella with mad hops. previous dunk comp winner. My Fav: his gem over spud webb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYCGky8Aqjk
6. Kobe Bryant
Kobe is not just a scorer, defender, passer. his is also a dunker. He added an MVP to his dunk crown from 1997 last year. My Fav: old kobe doin the young kobe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMX1FGwyr38
5. Shaquille O'neal
Broken two backboards? check. Dunked on numerous opponents? check. Most dominant ever? you better believe it. My Fav: Shaq dunking on everyone in Portland.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMX1FGwyr38
4. Gerald Green
A shit baller, but 3 consecutive trips to the dunk comp proves he can jam with the best. My Fav: His alley oop to pump up the boston crowd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxeHYBppmY8
3. LeBron James
The King. Not as flashy or creative as some of the others, but he is one of the most powerful players in the NBA, and never backs down. My Fav: his monster on defensive ace Tim Duncan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRhcUnrUEiA
2. Dwight Howard
Dwight may be the biggest guy on this list, but that doesnt mean he doesnt have mad hops. The reigning dunk contest winner knows how to get it done around the rim. My fav: number 1, where he pulls the alley-oop from just out of the reaches of a boston player.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmlDqPtHV-E
1. Vince Carter
No one else has the creativity, daring and vertical leap to even attempt to pull off some of the dunks in Vince's history. My favourite- His insanely high windmill featured in number 8 in the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf4H3OR-7IE

My Top Ten Individual Performances in NBA History

Because this list is 'moments', depending on how i classify a moment i didnt add kobe's 81 point game.

10. Dwight Hoard=Superman!
The 2008 dunk contest was a landslide with Dwight Howard scoring consecutive 50's, then won the vote in the final with 85% of the votes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO3c8EaxsxQ
9. Baron Davis sticks AK47
Boom Dizzle throwing down a monster jam on Andrei kirilenko. Everyone was jumping on the Golden State band wagon in the 2007 playoffs after they upset the no.1 seeded Dallas in the first round. in the second round, they eventually lost to the Jazz, but before that, Davis's dunk on AK47 was the epitomy of the GSW fever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VO6Pw_-fXU&feature=related
8. Reggie Miller's 3 point blitz
Reggie scores consecutive 3's to tie the game in the EC finals game 1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtPaMgyz4ec
7. The Magical skyhook.
Magic Johnsons self proclaimed "Junior, junior, junior skyhook" puts the lakers up by 1 with 2 seconds remaining in the *5' finals. During the game magic plays all five positons spending considerable time at center, which has never happened to a point guard till then or since. He ended up with something like 40 points, 15 boards and 8 assists.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6DTj8y9uUI
6. Allen Iverson the rookie vs Michael Jordan the MVP
Allen Iverson had previously bragged to his coach about taking MJ the first time they meet. And this is him getting that chance...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJMi5lvQqq8
5. Larry Bird Rebound up and under.
Larry Legend anticipates the rebound from his own shot and flips in a circus up and under. No one else could ever do this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN5Gf4O9OiY
4. Derek Fisher's 0.4 Shot.
Kobe Bryant hits the supposed game winner with 5 seconds left. Then Tim Duncan replies with what seems to be the real gamewinner to leave the clock at 0.4....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AIlzdB_OGw
3. Tracy Mcgrady's 13 in 35.
The rockets thought it was all over when they were down by 8 with 35 seconds to go. Then Tracy Mcgrady pulled of the single best 35 seconds in NBA history to win the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceLlz7dOOvY&feature=related
2. Vince Carter in the 2000 dunk competiton.
Vince Carter, the greatest dunker of all time demonstrates why he is what i previously stated. Carter pulls out the most original, and insane dunks to prove the nicknames Vinsanity, Air Canada etc are no misnomer. My two favourite: his tomahawk elbow hanger and what i like to call "the tin soldier dunk"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVC3yBHjNvo
1. LeBron James going solo
In game 5 of the EC finals LeBron James scores his teams last 25 points and 29 of the last 30 to win the game and send the Cav's through to the finals. This dunk on the whole pistons team shows that LeBron was on a completely different level that fateful night. He goes around under then over to get to the rim. This and1 on Rasheed puts the Cav's up by 2 in the fourth quarter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFl-66WrF_o&feature=related