Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Top Ten Songs People Love Singing (Admit It)

10. Wonderwall- Oasis (Anyone can sing to this... "because maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, your gunna be the one that saves meeeeeeeeeeeeeee")
9. Get Low- Flo Rida (A really annoying song, but everyone loves sayin "boots with the furrrr")
8. All Summer Long- Kid Rock (A remix of two older songs, and the chorus is cool "..we were smokin funny things...')
7. When you were young- The Killers (If you know the words to it, it is one of the best songs to bust out to. Even if you don't know what the 'Devils water' is, the lyrics are really fun to sing)
6. Holy Grail- Hunters and Collectors (Gives me goosebumps sometimes. A good Aussie song)
5. Encore- Jay Z Ft. Linkin Park (Everyone loves a bit of Encore: even though the rapping is hard to follow the 'can i get an encore..' is legendary)
4. Lose Yourself- Eminem (As soon as someone says "his palms are sweaty" in any context, i immediately think 'knees weak, arms are heavy'. Even non eminem fans love it)
3. Scar- Missy Higgins (Don't ya know it)
2. Beautiful Day- U2 (Just a classic song, with a wickedy split chorus)
1. This is how you remind me- Nickelback (Easy Lyrics to remember and are not too fast or complicated, has a steady flow to it)

Sunday, December 21, 2008

The Top Ten PG's right now

10. Baron Davis (A shocking team has him fading into irrelevancy)
9. Rajon Rondo (Could be anywhere from 5th to 20th on a different team. But he is the perfect fit for Boston right now)
8. Jose Calderon (A poor team is the reason for his low ranking)
7. Jason Kidd (Lost a step or two, and has become a defensive liability)
6. Derrick Rose (A star in the making, will make the transition to Superstar very shortly)
5. Devin Harrris (The no.1 scoring option on a team with Vince Carter, and 6th in the league)
4. Tony Parker (Possibly the best player on a team with Ginobili and Duncan)
3. Deron Williams (Injuries has limited thus far but is now locked in to be top 5 for the next decade)
2. Steve Nash (Still the best passer in the game, with a dynamite outside shot)
1. Chris Paul (No one comes close. Surpassed Steve Nash last year)

Thursday, November 27, 2008

The Top Ten Animated Movies

10. The Simpsons Movie
9. Shark Tale
8. Mulan
7. Aladdin
6. The Incredibles
5. Shrek
4. WALL-E
3. Toy Story
2. Emperors New Groove
1. The Lion King

Top Ten Nicknames of the NBA (Former players)

10. Julius Erving- Dr J
9. Oscar Robertson- The Big O
8. Pete Maravich- Pistol Pete
7. Hakeem Olajuwon- The Dream
6. Karl Malone- The Mailman
5. Larry Bird- Larry Legend
4. Michael Jordan- GOAT, His Airness, or Air Jordan
3. George Gervin- Iceman
2. Jason Williams- White Chocolate
1. Earvin Johnson- Magic

Top Ten Nicknames in the NBA (Current Players)

10. Tim Duncan- The Big Fundamental
9. Kobe Bryant- Black Mumba
8. Vince Carter- Air Canada or Vinsanity
7. Dwyane Wade- The Flash
6. Tony Parker- Sacre Le Blur
5. Dwight Howard- Superman
4. Kevin Garnett- The Big Ticket
3. Allen Iverson- The Answer
2. Shaquille O'neal- either Deisel, Shaq or The Big Aristotle
1. LeBron James- King James

Sunday, November 16, 2008

The Top Ten afl 1st overall draft picks (the last 10 years)

10. Brendan Goddard (2002)
9. Brett Deledio (2004)
8. Mathew Kreuzer (2007)
7. Bryce Gibbs (2006)
6. Marc murphy (2005)
5. Des Headland(1998)
4. Josh Fraser (1999)
3. Adam Cooney (2003)
2. Luke Hodge (2001)
1. Nick Riewoldt (2000)

The Top Ten 1st overall NBA draft picks(of the last 10 years)

10. Kwame Brown (1st overall 2001)
9. Andrea Bargnani (2006)
8. Kenyon Martin (2000)
7. Andrew Bogut (2005)
6. Greg Oden (2007)
5. Derrick Rose (2008)
4. Yao Ming (2002)
3. Elton Brand (1999)
2. Dwight Howard (2004)
1. LeBron James (2003)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Top Ten Mortal Kombat Characters

10. Smoke (Much the same as Scorpion and Sub Zero, but is more robotic)
9. Sonya Blade (The same actor that played Billy Madisons teacher, what a hotty)
8. Night Wolf (Also known as 'Trumby' he turns into a wolf!)
7. Rayden (Is in the same mould of Dumbledore/Gandalf etc)
6. Kung Lao (Evil boss, gets fire punched by Lui)
5. Scorpion (Bad guy that can teleport)
4. Johnny Cage (Wise cracking pretty boy)
3. Jax (Black guy with steel arms)
2. Lui Kang (The hero, and has an insanely good mullet)
1. Sub Zero (Awesome freezing powers with a cool name)

Thomas, you have seen mortal kombat. whats your opinion?

Top Ten Names that i might name a kid

10. Zeke- He would make a mad creme brulee
9. Murdoch- Sounds intelligent. (Not always is though)
8. Stifler- His first word would be 'fuck'
7. Gimli- If he has red hair
6. Crash- Named after the one and only bandicoot
5. Aragorn- Who doesnt wanna be a good sword fighter?
4. Skywalker- The force would be strong with him
3. Mclovin- As long as he doesnt look like him
2. Dumbledore- He would be able to grow an insane beard
1. Chewbacca II- Named after me

Top Ten Sports

Honorable mention: Soccer, Rugby, Tennis
Dishonorable mention: Hockey, Equestrian

10. Lacross
9. Volleyball
8. Table Tennis
7. Cricket
6. Baseball
5. Handball
4. Slamball
3. American Football
-1. Basketball
-1. Australian Football

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Top Ten Ben Stiller movies

10. Tropic Thunder
9. Anchorman
8. Heavyweights
7. Happy Gilmore
6. Meet the Fockers
5. Dodgeball
4. Starsky and Hutch
3. Meet the parents
2. Theres something about mary
1. Zoolander

Top Ten NBA rookies at this point

10. Jason Thompson (Great player on a bad team. Good rebounder and scorer)
9. Jerryd Bayless (Has seen limited minutes but averaged 29ppg in the summer league)
8. Brook Lopez (Great offence, but lacks the energy and D that his brother posseses)
7. Kevin Love (Nice all round game, but is hidden behind Al Jefferson)
6. Mario Chalmers (9 steals in a game! As a rookie! Scores and dishes too)
5. Marc Gasol (Rebounder and Defender had a 27pt, 11reb game the other day)
4. Rudy Fernandez (Rookie of the year/6th man candidate)
3. OJ Mayo (Big time scorer, bad FG%)
2. Michael Beasley (Living up to his lofty expectations)
1. Derrick Rose (He was meant to have potential, but was never expected to be this good this soon)

Top Ten Basketball comparisons for our team

This is a list of our team and thier NBA comparisons, relative to thier playing style, but ignoring thier race.
In No Particular Order:

10. Alex Trombetta- Deron Williams (Big time scorer and an awesome passer, quick, and has a developing post up game, and can get to the ring with apparent ease. Rebounds good for height)
9. Kelly Duthie- Chris Kaman (Great defence, rebounding, and is an underrated scorer. Not unlike Kaman's ADD, Duthie suffers from white line fever)
8. Jarryd Kelly- Kyle Korver (Lights out shooter, who can drive through the lane when he wants. A liability on defense)
7. Lachlan Cudmore- Kobe Bryant (An all round scorer, can play either guard positions, is quick and incredibly skillful)
6. Sean Mcmulkin- Allen Iverson (Quick first step, and not afraid to put up a ton of, sometimes ill advised, shots. Has a great crossover too)
5. Tom Mcmulkin- Brandon Roy (More of a 2 guard but can play the 1. Is a great shooter from deep, and can drive through the lane and get to the line)
4. Calum Mcmulkin- Andrei Kirilenko (Can get rebounds for his height, a few blocks, racks up steals and can score/pass. A nightly 5 by 5 threat)
3. Paul- Chauncy Billups (A veteran guard that has a dynamite shot, and can post up similar heighted defenders and use a wide arsenal of post up moves)
2. Brock Monck- Mehmet Okur (A centre that loves to range out to make a few threes, shoots well mid distance, and is a good rebounder)
1. Tony Page- A young Dwight Howard (Tall, has lots of potential, but all athletic ability and not much game at this point)

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Top Ten Harry Potter Characters

This would differ greatly for everyone

10. Harry Potter (Snape and Voldemort have been right all along- without people dying for him and more talented wizards/witches around him he is a kook)
9. Luna Lovegood (Minus the Gurdyroots)
8. Neville Longbottom (Got cooler as the books went on)
7. Hermione Granger (such a rig)
6. Sirius Black (As a Teenager)
5. Bellatrix Lestrange (evil/ scary and powerful)
4. Rubeus Hagrid (Awesome when he gets angry, bit of a cry baby when it comes to vicious creatures)
3. Albus Dumbledore (Too much to write about so... Awesome facial hair)
2. Fred/George Weasley (Just beat dumbledore, cos there is two of them)
1. Ron Weasley (Not unlike Sam Wisegamjy* off LOTR, the sidekick is actually the real hero. He is funny, hooks up with a smokin rig, all whilst having red hair. Legend.)

Thursday, November 6, 2008

The Top Ten Simpsons Characters

10. Milhouse Van Houten- Defines 'loser'
9. Dr Nick Riveaira- Worst Doctor in the world with catchy greeting
8. Lenny and Carl- Always together anyway
7. Barney Gumble- Homer's best friend/alcoholic
6. Jasper- Hilariously random old guy
5. Comic Book Guy- Fat Geek with many a retaliatory zinger
4. Nelson Muntz- Bully with trademark laugh
3. Psycho Bob- Evil genius determined to kill Bart
2. Bartholomew Jojo Simpson- Rebellious Prankster
1. Homer Jay Simpson- Awesome

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Top Ten Midfielders in the AFL

10. Joel Selwood (Rising star from 07 will overtake his geelong teammate Bartel in a year)
9. Brent Harvey (Old War-horse)
8. Adam Cooney (Overrated. Team won him his brownlow)
7. Sam Mitchell (Bad grand final performance, but is the best midfeilder on the best team)
6. Daniel Kerr (Had an off year, could have been higher)
5. Simon Black (Consistently fantastic for the last 6 years)
4. Adam Goodes (Starting to slow down)
3. Jimmy Bartel (Brownlow speaks for itself)
2. Gary Ablett (Not yet no. 1)
1. Chris Judd (Pretty awesome)

The Top Ten Australian Basketballers

10. Chris Anstey (2 time NBL MVP that is a shooting center)
9. Andrew Vlahov (Ultimate post player)
8. Patrick Mills (His quickness dominated Chris Paul and Deron Williams in the olympics)
7. Lauren Jackson (Womens basketball isnt as big hence her low ranking)
6. Luc Longley (3 NBA titles in a starting role, though took a backseat to Jordan and Pippen)
5. Andrew Ogilvy (2nd best center in college basketball right now)
4. Nathan Jawai (7'6" wingspan Aussie Shaq)
3. Shane Heal (Took on Charles Barkley)
2. Andrew Bogut (2005 NBA no. 1 draft pick, not yet lived to potential)
1. Andrew Gaze (Scoring Legend)

i have put many current players ahead of old legends as i think to get in the NBA nowadays is a lot harder than it was 10-15 years ago, and college basketball is tougher)

Top Ten Beer's

10. Tooheys Platinum
9. Heiniken
8. Pure Blonde
7. Tooheys New
6. Tooheys Extra Dry
5. Speights
4. Crown Lager
3. Pils (Tooheys Pilsner)
2. Corona
1. Beez Neez

Top Ten Beverages

10. Red Bull (Gives you wings)
9. Beer (Would rate higher, but stuff like emu export lowers it to no. 9)
8. Tropical Fruit Juice (Breakfast delight)
7. Powerade (Does wonders at half time of B-ball)
6. Midori (For bitches, but taste nice)
5. Banana Nesquik (rich with calcium, and flavour)
4. Solo (Awesome soft drink)
3. Coffee (perfect pick-me-up)
2. Atomic Bomb (Boo-yah! Get yo buzz on!)
1. Pina Colada (deliciously fruity alcohol)

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Top Ten Websites

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Friday, October 31, 2008

Top Ten Overrated Movies

10. Titanic
9. Monty Python (All of them)
8. 300
7. The Matrix (2&3)
6. 2 Fast 2 Furious
5. Troy
4. Gladiator
3. Grandma's Boy
2. Tropic Thunder
1. Superbad

Top Ten Coolest Black Guys

Top Ten cool Black Guys (and why they are cool)

10. Chris Rock (Comedian)
9. Barack Obama (Black Presidential candidate)
8. Eddie Murphy (Beverly Hills Cop)
7. Dwight Howard (NBA-Slam Dunk Winner)
6. Michael Jackson* (Singer-Thriller)
5. Billy Dee Williams (Star Wars-Lando)
4. Chris Tucker (Rush Hour)
3. Samuel L Jackson (Pulp Fiction)
2. Denzel Washington (Remember the Titans)
1. Donald Faison (Scrubs)

*is white

Top Ten TV Show Characters

10. John Dorian (Scrubs)
9. Charlie Harper (Two and a Half Men)
8. Ryan Atwood (the OC)
7. Quagmire (Family Guy)
6. Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill)
5. Homer Simpson (the Simpsons)
4. Perry Cox (Scrubs)
3. Kramer (Seinfield)
2. Seth Cohen (the OC)
1. Chris Turk (Scrubs)

The Top Ten NBA Players of this Decade

10. LeBron James- A top ten MVP finish every year he has played
9. Paul Pierce- 1 Championship, 1 Finals MVP
8. Dirk Nowitzki- 1 MVP
7. Jason Kidd- Triple Double Master
6. Allen Iverson- 1 MVP
5. Kevin Garnett- 1 Championship, 1 MVP
4. Steve Nash- 2 MVP's
3. Kobe Bryant- 3 Championships, 1 MVP
2. Shaquille O'neal- 4 Championships, 1 MVP, 3 Finals MVP's
1. Tim Duncan- 4 championships, 2 MVP's, 3 finals MVP's

Just Missed Out- Ben Wallace, Dwayne Wade, Chauncey Billups, Ray Allen, Tracy Mcgrady

The Top Ten Players in the NBA

10. Chris Bosh
9. Dirk Nowitzki
8. Amare Stoudemire
7. Tim Duncan
6. Steve Nash
5. Dwayne Wade
4. Dwight Howard
3. Chris Paul
2. Kobe Bryant
1. LeBron James

as of 31/10/08

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